(Source: niknak79)
Tumblr knows we’re lazy
-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboardOh hell why did nobody tell me we had keyboard shortcuts! Now I can pretend to type at work and nobody will be any wiser. Ehehehehe.
(Source: ohnoitstrixia)
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
chrc:
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
Let’s just say that they’ll know when to stop kicking… this dead horse.
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
(Source: kurtcobains)
You Either Win The Game Of Cinnamon, Or You Spew
